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Misery Loves CompanyMisery Loves Company A short story by Gavin KingMisery Loves Company
The psychic girl stumbled in the river’s shallow edge and fell.
“Emotions to a psychic are like a tangible fluid,” the lecturer said. The slide show was still on the “Welcome, Class! PSI 101 Week 6-Emotion Transfer” introductory slide.
The psychic girl laid still for a moment, the bruises and scrapes from the fall soaking into the fragile frayed ends of her nerves, before letting out a groan of pain. Her left arm came down on a slick hard river rock, tensed, pushed the rest of her body up. Slipped. Fell again. &nb
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Differential Equation Haiku 1Sep'rability: Nature's way of telling you you got off easy.Differential Equation Haiku 1
Exact equation Always check the partial diffs Truth lies underneath.
Times Y-to-the-N Bernoulli's legacy shines in general form.
It makes a strange sense, this oddball substitution: Linear's not hard.
Homogeneous So simple to explain but easily forgot.
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Uniformity SatireNational Dress for National Success In Detroit, a young African-American man, full of promise and with big dreams of becoming an architect, is gunned down because he's wearing the wrong color shirt. In Los Angeles, a young woman is raped simply because she's wearing a fishnet top and a sheer microskirt. In New York, a tourist is mugged and stabbed to death because of his colorful shirt and World Trade Center memorial souvenir hat. All of these crimes are despicable, inexcusable, and ultimately unavoidable in today's America. These atrocities wouldn't have happened a hundred years ago, and before finding a solution we must ask ourselvesUniformity Satire
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- Current Residence: Phoenix, Arizona
- Interests: Sci-fi, computers, movies/tv/anime, Magic: The Gathering
- Favourite movie: Serenity
- Favourite band or musician: Weird Al Yankovic
- Favourite genre of music: Anime, usually. Mostly orchestral stuff. Simoun and .hack//SIGN are probably my favorites.
- Favourite artist: MC Escher.
- Favourite poet or writer: Larry Niven
- Favourite style of art: Anime.
- Operating System: Windows. Yes, I suck. :-/
- MP3 player of choice: I'm a Pod-Person. O.O
- Wallpaper of choice: I have this awesome one right nowof SHODAN from System Shock...
- Favourite game: Magic: The Gathering
- Favourite gaming platform: A nice, sturdy card table. :-D (No, seriously, PC.)
- Favourite cartoon character: Pretty much anyone from Schlock Mercenary. And several anime characters, too numerous to name.
- Personal Quote: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
- Tools of the Trade: A slide rule.
- AIM: sirgimpofbaath
- MSN: az_mad_scientist@cox.net
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